<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?>
<rss version="2.0">
<channel>
<title>+++ATH0</title>
<link>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/</link>
<description>The disconnected musings of a surreal life by Dan Kalowsky.  </description>
<dc:language>en</dc:language>
<dc:creator>dank+mt@deadmime.org</dc:creator>
<copyright>Copyright 2007</copyright>
<lastBuildDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:16:39 -0500</lastBuildDate>
<generator>http://www.movabletype.org/?v=3.17</generator>
<docs>http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss</docs> 

<item>
<title>Gluttony</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Mike started the day today off with a moment of gluttony.  A simple email with the following link <a href="http://www.ahamburgertoday.com">AHamburgerToday</a>.  The important bit was the review of all the In & Out Burgers they could find.  Followed by the link to this ugly feat of gluttony: <a href="http://20x20.ofdoom.com/">Man Vs 20x20</a>.  </p>

<p>Andrei couldn't resist adding to it and sends in the addition of the <a href="http://jimmylin.imeem.com/blogentry/8TViehBk">5lb burger + toppings in 30 mins</a> entry.  </p>

<p>Lastly the find on AHamburgerToday, the Grizzlie Burger.  A burger wrapped in Krispy Kreme donuts.  Oh my.  What a wonderful breakfast to think about.</p>]]></description>
<link>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/archives/2007/03/gluttony.html</link>
<guid>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/archives/2007/03/gluttony.html</guid>
<category>Pop Culture</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:16:39 -0500</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Long Pauses</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>There's been a long pause in my postings for a variety of reasons.  Mainly because I'm just getting completely busy with the winter season and all the fun to be had outdoors with it.  </p>

<p>I did find this today though, an <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17366500/site/newsweek/wid/11915829?GT1=9033">article</a> on MSNBC about the current trend of crime investigation TV shows and how unrealistic they are.</p>

<p>I've had numerous conversations with people about how much I can't stand some portions of the CSI series.  I'm not talking about the fake science and ease with which they do everything, it's the next step that annoys me more.  The fact that the CSI investigators are working like the police detectives, running around to stop a crime before it happens, bursting into buildings unprotected etc etc.  I can live with the fake science, but come on!  Over the next channel we've got Law & Order that shows the CSI persona to part of the investigative crew, not the primary investigator.  </p>

<p>Okay ranting done.  Now back to everything else.</p>]]></description>
<link>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/archives/2007/02/long_pauses.html</link>
<guid>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/archives/2007/02/long_pauses.html</guid>
<category>Personal</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 15:48:29 -0500</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Ethnic Foods</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>For at least the past year, I've had an on-going disagreement with a coworker of mine over what is a kolachi.  Today, I believe I won the fight.</p>

<p>What we agree on, the bread.  It's a more yeast styled, soft bread.  Clearly not a pastry bread.  </p>

<p>What we don't agree on, the shape and fillings.  In my northeastern US world, the filling is a poppyseed roll, while his Texas roots claims it can be fruits as well.  </p>

<p>Thanks to the US Postal service and my parents, a shipment of kolachi arrived last night.  I brought in a bit of one roll for my coworker to try.  He liked it, but claimed it wasn't kolachi.  His look more like a donut/danish filled in the middle, while mine is more a long roll.</p>

<p>Our resident Russian coworker was brought in to mediate this battle today, and he agreed that what I brought in is in fact a kalachi (note he corrected my spelling of it).  He even thought this was an excellent version of it, despite it being a grocery made.</p>

<p>The argument has now moved into the proper spelling while completely bringing productivity to a halt.  Not that the holidays didn't already do that.</p>]]></description>
<link>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/archives/2006/12/ethnic_foods.html</link>
<guid>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/archives/2006/12/ethnic_foods.html</guid>
<category>Personal</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 13:56:29 -0500</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Mountain Life</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>I spent Sat on Mt Hood enjoying the snow.  The reason for mentioning this is of course the on going search for 3 climbers who seem to be lost.  The huge amount of effort being put forth by the rescue teams is one that is hard to describe.  The C-130 circling overhead, the Blackhawk helicopters, and the Chinnok mae quite a presence.</p>

<p>It's interesting how mis-information gets spread though.  On the mountain the rumor was two of the climbers had been found alive.  Getting down we discover one helo thought they saw two but it turned out not to be true.  :-(</p>

<p>More later.</p>]]></description>
<link>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/archives/2006/12/mountain_life.html</link>
<guid>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/archives/2006/12/mountain_life.html</guid>
<category>Personal</category>
<pubDate>Sun, 17 Dec 2006 09:04:08 -0500</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Very very zune</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>I saw my first Zune in the wild today.  It was on the train ride home, a black one.  I talked to the owner and had a chance to check it out personally.  Not too impressive.  Felt rather clunky to me, and I own an iPod Photo.  </p>

<p>I think the owner was slightly embarrassed about owning it too that or Microsoft really skimped on some features for it.  He was using the trademark white earbuds from an iPod with the system, and I know that's not because they're comfortable.  </p>

<p>I asked if he's "squirted" music to anyone yet to discover he's found a distinct lack of Zune-ige in the area.  He's been a bit disappointed by the inability to utilize that feature.  This seems to ring true with an article recently on news.com.  </p>]]></description>
<link>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/archives/2006/12/very_very_zune.html</link>
<guid>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/archives/2006/12/very_very_zune.html</guid>
<category>Technology</category>
<pubDate>Fri, 15 Dec 2006 21:21:45 -0500</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Santa Con 2006</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p><center><a href="http://photos.kalowsky.com/dan/SantaCon2006/"><img src="http://photos.kalowsky.com/dan/SantaCon2006/DSCN0572"></a></center></p>

<p>It's that time of year again; Santa Con.  This year was another excellent year with a only minor amounts of chaos included.  No firecrackers that I know of, and all bars were able to handle the entire crowd of Santa's (from what I could tell).  </p>

<p>Highlights for the day's events included the reindeer games, the botched Santa takes a Christmas boat journey (only a few got on the boats), and the disorganized chaos that came later.  A couple of infidels tried to subvert the route, creating splinter cells of Santas.  </p>

<p>It was a long day of drinking and I had to leave before many of the really crazy antics started up.  Ahh well.  Good memories none the less.  Can't wait for next year!</p>

<p>Update: Helps to include the image.  Oh and here are a few more galleries...</p>

<p><a href="http://scotist.com/caco/santacon/Site/santacon.html">http://scotist.com/caco/santacon/Site/santacon.html</a><br />
<a href="http://leler.com/gallery/v/santa06/">http://leler.com/gallery/v/santa06/</a><br />
</p>]]></description>
<link>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/archives/2006/12/santa_con_2006.html</link>
<guid>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/archives/2006/12/santa_con_2006.html</guid>
<category>Pop Culture</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 11 Dec 2006 18:33:35 -0500</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Life Post Intel</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>The Oregonian has an interesting article espousing the benefits of living the life of Intel culture (the URL is <a href="http://www.oregonlive.com/search/index.ssf?/base/business/1162536984261140.xml?oregonian?fnfp&coll=7">http://www.oregonlive.com/search/index.ssf?/base/business/1162536984261140.xml?oregonian?fnfp&coll=7</a> but I expect it to be dead in 14 days).  It's interesting to read this because of the initial false assumptions many of those interviewed made, and the grandstanding of the culture by the author.</p>

<p>I don't find the culture to be that exciting, demanding, challenging, or enlightened.  In fact I find it to be exactly opposite of what the silly "values" card and training give you.  I can sum up the experience so far as: "Run to the beach, find a spot, dig your hole, build a wall, and defend against all costs.  If needed, dig further."  </p>

<p>The rest of the story makes it sound like these folks had never worked at another company.  I find it hard to believe they're as clueless as portrayed.  </p>

<p>Worth a read, if not for the tidbits that have confirmed my findings.  There is nothing here job wise in the tech field, and that is sad. :-(</p>]]></description>
<link>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/archives/2006/11/life_post_intel.html</link>
<guid>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/archives/2006/11/life_post_intel.html</guid>
<category>Personal</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 06 Nov 2006 19:02:06 -0500</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Instant Karma</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Yesterday I had to return my little Powerbook to it's maker.  Apparently it's in need of some serious repair with it's PMU flaking out, the hard drive SMART tags saying it's death to the drive, and the external video connector momentairly flaking out enough to cause a black out on the external monitor.  In the process of dropping off the PB, another couple next to me has their TiBook in for repairs and are complaining of it being slow to boot.  </p>

<p>The Apple rep is pushing the purchase of new RAM in the form of one 512 or 2 256 sticks.  Having had one of these machines in the past I know that little things make a huge difference with it, like matching the RAM provided a noticable speed change.  More importantly though, as the couple was trying to figure out if they could afford upgrading it, I remembered I've got a 256 MB module at home.  I offer it to them free of charge with a little convincing that I really don't need it.  In exchange they're to do something nice for someone else.</p>

<p>Later that night at the <a href="http://www.straitjackets.com/">Los Straitjackets</a> concert, I was given two tickets free of charge by someone outside the venue.  Apparently he bought a bunch of tickets and wasn't able to attend the show, and just gave me the tickets.   Very cool.  I enjoyed the show.  </p>]]></description>
<link>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/archives/2006/10/instant_karma.html</link>
<guid>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/archives/2006/10/instant_karma.html</guid>
<category>Personal</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 09 Oct 2006 16:18:02 -0500</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Kayaking and Canada</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>I've been slow to put any postings here for awhile.  I've had about three longer posts in the edit and question process.  In the mean time, a bit of fun and excitement.</p>

<p>In August I took part in a week+ long sea kayak adventure trip off of Vancouver Island in Canada.  Essentially we camped out under the darkest nights I've ever seen, paddled our way around the islands, and saw some amazing vistas.  The water was slightly chilly, but overall it was quite nice.  The nightly food was excellent, the trip guides did an amazing job on this end.  </p>

<p>Oddly enough, no matter how much kayaking you do, it doesn't seem to prepare you for the impact a full loaded touring kayak will have on you.  When it takes 8-10 people to lift a kayak (vs the normal 2), it suddenly sinks in.  It also happened to be the first time I've ever felt really small in a kayak.  Cruise ships passed by, dwarfing our little assembly of boats, while leaving behind a wake that would toss and turn many of us.  I enjoyed steering right into these.</p>

<p>We saw a few killer whales from a distance, none up close.  A lot of dolphins, seals, eagles, and deer as well.  Most of which never got caught on camera due to their speed and short appearance times.  </p>

<p>All in all, if you're looking for a pretty awesome vacation adventure trip, I do suggest checking one of these out.  The outfit I traveled with <a href="http://www.seakayakadventures.com/">Sea Kayak Adventures</a> has done a pretty amazing job of figuring out where to go, what to see, how to pack, and what to eat.  They even brought happy hour wine in a box for us!</p>

<p>Some photos from the trip are at the <a href="http://photos.kalowsky.com/dan/JohnstoneStrait2006">Johnstone Strait</a> gallery.  Enjoy...</p>]]></description>
<link>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/archives/2006/10/kayaking_and_ca.html</link>
<guid>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/archives/2006/10/kayaking_and_ca.html</guid>
<category>Personal</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 04 Oct 2006 12:29:44 -0500</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Congratulations to Chris and Lisa</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>They've been together for, well, a long time.  Lisa has long since given up on the naked news stories (a big disappointment in my daily routine), but I forgive her on some days.  Chris, true to form, is still keeping real with his razor sharp understanding of pop-culture.</p>

<p>Unfortunately I couldn't make it out, but I still hope to see you guys in November.  Happy sailing!</p>]]></description>
<link>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/archives/2006/10/congratulations.html</link>
<guid>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/archives/2006/10/congratulations.html</guid>
<category>Personal</category>
<pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 12:01:50 -0500</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Zippy</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.engadget.com/media/2006/09/intel_layoffs.jpg"></p>

<p><br />
Apologies to Engadget for linking directly to their image.</p>]]></description>
<link>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/archives/2006/09/zippy.html</link>
<guid>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/archives/2006/09/zippy.html</guid>
<category>Pop Culture</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 06 Sep 2006 15:44:42 -0500</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Johnstone Strait</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Back from the kayaking trip and immediately off to <a href="http://www.apple.com/wwdc">WWDC</a> in San Francisco.  I've been pretty exhausted so far.  Pictures from the kayaking trip are up <a href="http://photos.kalowsky.com/dan/JohnstoneStrait2006">here</a>.  Stories about the trips will come later.</p>

<p>Right now I should return to IOKit classes.</p>]]></description>
<link>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/archives/2006/08/johnstone_strai.html</link>
<guid>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/archives/2006/08/johnstone_strai.html</guid>
<category>Personal</category>
<pubDate>Wed, 09 Aug 2006 12:25:05 -0500</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Lexan And Heat</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>Back when I moved into my new apartment, everyone pretty much laughed when I asked about air conditioning.  This resulted in an apartment with basically no means to put an in-window AC unit.  </p>

<p>Earlier this summer the heat kicked up, a lot.  Enough to make me purchase an in-room AC with a tube out the window kind of deal.  Only issue with that has been my windows open similar to a door, they open from a side and wedge out.  This sucks because no only can you not put an in window AC unit there, it becomes near impossible to put an in room AC unit in as well (the tube vent just blows back in).</p>

<p>Enter the wonderful world of Home Depot and Lexan plastic sheets.  I bought a big piece of lexan and cut it to about my screen size.  Meaning it should just slide into place.  After that I cut out a section for the tube to blow outside and whammo, life is golden.  One aspect of lexan I was not aware of is it's thermal expansion abilities.  As it gets hot, it expands like crazy, and the faux window is now current wedged into the frame.  </p>

<p>The issue has been it's hot, and despite my best senses I didn't buy the 10,000 BTU unit (which cost an extra $300).  Instead I've got an 8,000 unit which is just barely keeping my 12'x12' bedroom cool.  Some of this is probably because the venting tube is warm, some due to the lexan not retaining the thermal heat very well, but I'm sure some of it is due to the lack of BTUs on the AC unit.  Damn.</p>

<p>In the mean time, I'll continue to stick to my desk.  Kayaking adventure in a few days, last manic run for stuff today.  Yippie!</p>]]></description>
<link>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/archives/2006/07/lexan_and_heat.html</link>
<guid>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/archives/2006/07/lexan_and_heat.html</guid>
<category>Personal</category>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 Jul 2006 19:13:22 -0500</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>Blueberries</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>In case there was any question in someone's mind...</p>

<p>It is possible to eat 8 lbs of blueberries in less than a week, and (more importantly) before they go bad.  </p>

<p>This experiment's costs:<br />
8lbs of blueberries = $5.</p>]]></description>
<link>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/archives/2006/07/blueberries.html</link>
<guid>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/archives/2006/07/blueberries.html</guid>
<category>Huh?</category>
<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2006 21:23:14 -0500</pubDate>
</item>
<item>
<title>First Shoe</title>
<description><![CDATA[<p>The first shoe has finally <a href="http://news.com.com/Intel+to+ax+1%2C000+managers/2100-1014_3-6093843.html?tag=nefd.lede">dropped.  Now, like everyone else, I'm anxious to see what the other shoe brings with it...</p>]]></description>
<link>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/archives/2006/07/first_shoe.html</link>
<guid>http://www.deadmime.org/~dank/blog/archives/2006/07/first_shoe.html</guid>
<category>Personal</category>
<pubDate>Thu, 13 Jul 2006 22:24:38 -0500</pubDate>
</item>


</channel>
</rss>